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August 24, 2005: Beaters moves to a Contemplate-free design, freeing us from reliance on memories.

April 25, 2005: Look at us, we're still making stuff happen. There are brand new graphics you can enjoy on your Beaters clothing.

April 11, 2005: Making good on the "bigger and better things" promise, we introduce to you the photo gallery! Here we'll share photos from various Beaters-sponsored events and you can share your Beaters experiences with the world.

February 23, 2005: Beaters moves to its brand-new webhost: Dreamhost. Expect bigger and better things from the site!